I did it. I voted for Patty Gustin to become a DuPage County Board member. Now before you start calling me unkind names and throwing big or sharp objects in my direction in an effort to cause me great bodily harm, let me explain why I did it:
- Prove that if she can win, anyone can win
- Show that by leaving the Naperville City Council and joining the DuPage County Board, she has simultaneously raised the composite and average IQ of both groups.
- Guaranteed shorter city council meetings
I did this for you, and yes, for me too. A bit altruistic, but also selfish on my part. If you run for enough public offices, you’re bound to win something sooner or later. And who doesn’t want shorter meetings. Gustin has a gift of saying things without making much if any sense. And finally, the IQ fact is simply a matter of numbers. Subtract the low IQ person, increases the average IQ of the remaining group, and adding that person to a new group of even lower IQ, raises that overall IQ. It’s magic.
If there was a way to get Gustin elected in a different state, I would record an endorsement for publication, and if in a different country, I just might actively campaign for her.
“A Vote For Gustin Is A Vote For Word Salad”.